[The Scene changes to a blackboard, that was filled with letters and a hand holds a piece of chalk writes on the blackboard]
If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a ppphhhhh. No no no no, the theory of relativity has escaped me! Why can't I get it?! WHY?! [the Doorbell rings and he turns to the door] Oh! This better be important, I'm thinking about black holes. [the Warners are standing at his house as he opens the door]
Like blackheads? You must be a dermatologist.
I am not. I am Albert Einstein, world-famous physicist.
Oh. I've never had a cyst, but Wakko's got a wart you can look at.
[Wakko raises his hand]
[looks at it] Eww. Vat do you kids want?
You wanna buy a yummy box of kids scout cookies? [gets a green box of cookies and he hands it to Einstein]
Cookies? Vat would I do with cookies?
Ya eat 'em, silly moustache man. Woah, dumber than advertised.
No I don't want cookies. I'm trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe! Now be good little scouts, and run away! [shuts the door]
[sits on the steps] Goodbye, merit badges.
[The spotlight shines on Dot]
Oh, oh! My heart aches with the sorrow of a thousand scouts. No merit badge, I mourn my loss. [sobs into her hands]
[The spotlight disappears]
[claps along with Wakko] Say, those acting classes are really paying off.
Think so?
Don't worry siblings, we'll sell that nice man a box of cookies or die trying... or try dying, or do some tie dying! [gets a tie dye shirt, while Wakko and Dot clap]
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