These people will clap at anything.
[looks up hopefully] Hey everybody! Wanna hear me play 'Yankee Doodle' on my armpit?
[Dead silence]
Uhhhh, almost anything.
“The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special” · Season 1, Episode 65
In this episode: Yakko (1), Dot (1), Wakko (1), Thaddeus Plotz (1)
TTweety
Ooh, Weed was awways scweaming and yewwing at dem. In fact, in da second cawtoon, if you wisten vewy cawefuwwy, you can hear Weed scweaming at Wakko.
[Another cartoon is shown with Wakko putting various ingredients into a bowl and mixing the contents with his hands]
WWeed
No, no! Use the spoon! Use the spoon! [Wakko eats the spoon] No, spit out the spoon! Spit out the spoon! [Wakko spits the remains of the spoon and looks at him] Don't just look at me! Do something! [Wakko then swallows the bowl full of ingredients] NOOOO!!!! SPIT OUT THE BOWL, SPIT IT OUT!!!!
BBBugs Bunny
Plotz was furious about that cartoon. The moment he saw it, he cancelled their contract. Their agent was livid. You could hear them arguing all over the studio.
[Cut to outside The Warner Bros. Studio Administrations Office, circa 1934]
[offscreen] That's it! The Warners are through! [as the camera trucks in on The Warner Bros. Studio Administrations Office, Chicken Boo, disguised as Irving "Swifty" LaBoo, is clucking angrily. Cut to Plotz's office. Chicken Boo is clucking angrily] Don't you take that tone with me, LaBoo! [angrily standing on his desk] The Warners are finished! They'll never make another cartoon in this studio as long as I live! What do you think about that?!
[Chicken Boo angrily pecks Plotz on the head. Plotz screams angrily. He angrily kicks Chicken Boo out of The Warner Bros. Studio Administrations Office, angrily slamming the doors. Chicken Boo angrily gets up, clucking angrily and walking off angrily as the "Chicken Boo Theme" plays in the background]
[John Wayne is shooting a movie]
JWJohn Wayne
You can still surrender, pilgrim.
LMLee Marvin
Nope. Draw, Sheriff.
JWJohn Wayne
Alright, but I warn ya. [reaches for his gun, but instead of his gun, he pulls out Dot by mistake]
Bang!
JWJohn Wayne
Huh?
[plants a huge kiss on Wayne's lips] Say you'll never leave me! Say we'll always be together!
[John Wayne screams]
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