TV show quotes
[backing away] Wait, wait, Dot, you don't have to turn anything cute.
[closer to Yakko] Yes! Yes I will!
NO! NO! I'M THE ONE WHO YAKS!!! Uhhh...I'VE GOT THE RAKEST CHARM ABOUT ME!!!
Don't fight it! [using her cute eye beams on Yakko, who turns cute; squeals, turns to Wakko]
[shrugs] I'll try anything once. [turns to cute]
[After licking the dirty pigeon, the whole world is turned back from cute to normal]
We did it! Everything's back to normal!
[But their bodies turned into giant pigeons, minus their heads]
Well, almost.
[shrugs] Eh, close enough.
Oh, it's too bad we used that Dead Mouse joke in the last episode. This would've been perfect.
Keep working your controls, or you're going to be in danger, mouse!
Danger Mouse? That works, too! We've both got jokes! Narf!
Somebody ate my donuts! [holds out an empty donut box]
Well...That's the strongest alibi I've ever heard. Consider yourselves lucky. Because when I find the person who did this, I'm gonna turn their faces into mashed potatoes with butter and gravy! [starts breaking down, depressingly] Oh, man. Mashed potatoes with gravy was one of the donut flavors! [crying]
[outraged] Hey! I am not an ignorant plebeian! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
That's supposed to be me?! I do not look, sound, or probably smell like that!
Oh, that's what everybody says when they see themselves on camera.
[In a Poltergeist parody, Kelly Sue, her brother and their parents sleep in bed. Kelly wakes up as she sees the TV on with static on the screen. She then crawls over to it. A gray cat with green eyes watches her. Kelly stares wide-eyed at the screen. A gloved hand pokes out of the TV. With neon blue bodies, the Animaniacs shoot out as ghosts. Dot hits a ceiling fan. Wakko eats a portrait of fruit. Yakko throws clothes at the family. As a pair of panties hits the man's face, his wife covers her son's eyes. Yakko honks the boy's nose and points to a toy clown sitting in an arm chair]
I'd keep an eye on this guy if I were you. Hahaha!
[Wakko appears upside down]
Gah! Clown!
[Yakko and Wakko are pulled back. Dot writes "Totally Insaney!" in lipstick, then gets pulled back too. The Animaniacs are sucked back into the TV, which shuts off. The cat falls on its back. The family sigh in relief when Kelly turns the TV back on, the static is reflected in her eyes]
No!
[eerily; singsong] They're back!
[After the Animaniacs come out of their hiding place after getting chased by Ralph, they head to Dr. Scratchansniff's office]
Office of Dr. Otto Von Scratchansniff. Yes! Still practicing.
Wow! He's still practicing?! Well. He'll figure out how to do it eventually.
[They go inside to visit their old friend]
Dr. Scratchansniff! Oh, we haven't seen you all season!
[angrily] Hey! Zack Snyder! It's a seven minute segment. Move it along! [then smiles]
Actually, that's an anachronism. Mt. Vesuvius doesn't erupt until 79 A.D., another 11 years from now. [tosses the ash globe over his shoulder, and it shatters offscreen] Lazy writing. [walks away]
[as the tigers proceed to maul him] SOMEBODY, GRAB THESE PUSSY-
[quickly] Goodnight, everybody!
CATS!!! OWW!!!
[while he and Pinky were in the teleportation device] Pinky, when's the last time you bathe?
Ooh. Stinky Pinky, huh, Brain.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Pinky, but can a relationship with a puppet ever be...
No strings attached!
[They laugh]
Does anybody wanna say a few words?
Sure! Ahem. Mustard, umbrella, Borborygmus! [his stomach growls]
That was beautiful, Wakko.
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