The Brain quotes from Animaniacs (2020)

Brain

NO! NOT THE HIMALAYAS!!!

B.R.A.I.N.

You created me with one sole purpose, and it was to take over the world no matter what obstacles I encounter. And given your narcissistic implementation of such a stern pecking order, you will never let me spread my wings and fly. Ergo: you must die.

Brain

The Internet is the most powerful information sharing tool ever devised! And do you know what most humans use it for?

Pinky

I do, but I don't think I can say it!

Brain

Surprisingly, no, Pinky.

Brain

Genius, is it not? And all by manipulating the alpha waves of the human brain.

Pinky

THERE'S A HUMAN YOU?!?!

Pinky

[gleefully acting as Brain's steed] Are you sure you don't want a turn, Brain?

Brain

[proudly] Seeing you happy is all the fulfilment I need, Pinky.

Brain

[whispers quietly] Okay, Pinky. This is it. Remember the plan.

Pinky

[whispers also] Righto. [runs in] LEEROY JENKINS!!!

Brain

[sighs, then runs in while doing a battle cry] Surrender! [suddenly dodges himself from dragon feet]

Step, step, turn, and...jazz claws! Oh, those four centuries of tap are finally paying off!

[wakes up, revealing to be acting] In this harsh world...

Brain

[shocked] What?! No!

...draw thy breath in pain, to tell my story. [plays dead the second time; Brain resumes to be crowned; wakes up again] Thus with a kiss, I die. [plays dead the third time]

Brain

[annoyed sigh] As I was saying. [about to be crowned, but...]

[wakes up] Yo, Adrian! I did it! [plays dead the fourth time]

Brain

This is why I hate actors.

[suspiciously] Hmm...What's going on here?

Brain

[whispers to Benedict] That's enough, you serpentine scalawag.

[whispers] Oh, okay, okay. Here's the grand finale. [wakes up, gagging, and plays dead the fifth time, while falling over and crushed the castle on his back]

Brain

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky

I think so, Brain. But what does a steam-powered giraffe even eat?

Brain

[holding the phone while driving away from the Yakuza family] Pinky, listen very closely! I have a plan!

Pinky

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Got it!

Brain

Pinky, are you listening to my plan... [cut to Pinky playing video games] ...or are you too busy playing that Italian brothers mustache game?!

Pinky

[sees the banana peel on the road] Watch out for that banana peel!

Brain

Pinky, stop talking nonsense and-! [cowers as he sees the Yakuza member]

Pinky

Oh, it's too bad we used that Dead Mouse joke in the last episode. This would've been perfect.

Brain

Keep working your controls, or you're going to be in danger, mouse!

Pinky

Danger Mouse? That works, too! We've both got jokes! Narf!

Brain

[while he and Pinky were in the teleportation device] Pinky, when's the last time you bathe?

Pinky

Ooh. Stinky Pinky, huh, Brain.

Pinky

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Brain

I think so, Pinky, but can a relationship with a puppet ever be...

No strings attached!

Brain

This is ridiculous, Pinky. I must prove to dad, I mean, Dr. Doppler that I am worthy of his respect and utmost confidence. [hears a loud rumbling sound] Aah!

Pinky

And how will you do that, Brain?

Brain

Pinky! Don't you dare!

Pinky

Oh. I’m sorry, Brain! But, I’m so hungry, my body is eating itself [his tummy rumbles] And I don’t taste very good!