[First lines of the reboot series, the Jurassic Park jeep pulls up, and Alan takes his hat off and pulls off his sunglasses and sees something]
ESDr. Ellie Sattler
[holding an animated cel of the Animaniacs] Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998. I mean these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation! [Alan turns her head with his hand] What? [shocked and pulls off his sunglasses to stare in wonder what Alan is looking at]
[From afar, the camera sees what appears to be a shadow of a brontosaurus, but it then morphs into three separate shadows. The Warner siblings prance towards them, gleaming in the sun]
WSThe Warner Siblings
♪ La! ♪
[Alan and Ellie get out to investigate]
AGDr. Alan Grant
It's the Warner Brothers!
[from far away] And the Warner Sister!
SSSteven Spielberg
[parodying the role of Richard Attenborough's John Hammond, he laughs to himself at their reactions] That's - Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
IMDr. Ian Malcolm
[seated in the Jeep behind them] He-He did it. That, that, that, that crazy son-of-a-gun actually did it.
AAlan
[holds up Wakko] Clean, vectored outlines. [holds up Yakko] Widescreen format.
EEllie
[holding up Dot] These don't look like reruns.
[Dot grabs Ellie's nose and trumpet horns come out her ears; the Warners scamper away]
SSteven
Well, they're not. [Dot carries him over to Alan and Ellie] I reanimated them.
HEHulu Executive
[to himself] We are gonna make a fortune with this show.
[Dot holds up a cream pie and the Warner Brothers run away]
SSteven
Oh, to the max. [Alan is immediately hit with Dot's cream pie] Of course, then there's Pinky and The Brain.
EEllie
Pinky and The Brain? You said you're bringing back Pinky and The Brain?
AAlan
[grabs Steven by the shoulder] Say it again.
SSteven
[smiles] We're bringing back Pinky and The Brain.
[At the sound of this, Alan hunches over, dizzy]
EEllie
Put your head between your knees.
[Alan collapses anyway]
WSThe Warner Siblings
[bounce away into the sunlight] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
EEllie
Where are they going?
SSteven
Home. Welcome to Animaniacs!
EEllie
[smacks Alan's face several times] Wake up!
[The Warners arrived at the film lot]
Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first lines. They gotta be funny, they gotta be irreverent, and most of all, they got to be carefully crafted.
But you just wasted yours on. [American accent; imitating Yakko] "Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first lines."
And you just wasted yours on. [Liverpool accent; imitating Wakko] "But you just wasted yours on...'Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first lines.'"
[covering Dot's mouth] Wait, don't! Make sure it's good first.
Yeah, it's all on you, Dot.
[Dot thinks for a quick moment, then she took a deep breath as if she was saying something]
[quickly interrupts her again by covering her mouth] Maybe something reminiscent of the 1st season?
But, modern to show them that we're not your dad's Animaniacs.
But, not so modern that you'll alienate your dads because they're a key part of our demographic! [Dot took a deep breath as if she was trying to say something, but she, once again, is interrupted] Don't overthink it.
[annoyed, bangs her brothers with a huge mallet] 22 years later and I'm still a knockout!
[Last lines]
Hello, I'm Yakko Warner. All joking aside, reboots are symptomatic of a fundamental lack of originality in Hollywood. A creativity crisis fueled by terrified executives clinging to the past like rats to the debris of a sinking ship.
[The camera pans to show the Warners wearing Hulu-themed outfits]
Yeah! Have you know shame?!
[The check from Hulu slides onto screen]
OVOffscreen voice
Here's your check for the Animaniacs reboot, you sellouts!
[Yakko grins and takes the check. Cue loads of money suddenly falling and spelling the word "Hulu"]
Yeah, but when we sell out, we KNOW we're selling out, so it's cool.
[whispers quietly] Okay, Pinky. This is it. Remember the plan.
[whispers also] Righto. [runs in] LEEROY JENKINS!!!
[sighs, then runs in while doing a battle cry] Surrender! [suddenly dodges himself from dragon feet]
[It turns out the dragon, Benedict, is tap dancing]
BBenedict
Step, step, turn, and...jazz claws! Oh, those four centuries of tap are finally paying off!
[Brain is about to be crowned, but...]
BBenedict
[wakes up, revealing to be acting] In this harsh world...
BBenedect
...draw thy breath in pain, to tell my story. [plays dead the second time; Brain resumes to be crowned; wakes up again] Thus with a kiss, I die. [plays dead the third time]
[annoyed sigh] As I was saying. [about to be crowned, but...]
BBenedict
[wakes up] Yo, Adrian! I did it! [plays dead the fourth time]
This is why I hate actors.
KAKing Arthur
[suspiciously] Hmm...What's going on here?
[whispers to Benedict] That's enough, you serpentine scalawag.
BBenedict
[whispers] Oh, okay, okay. Here's the grand finale. [wakes up, gagging, and plays dead the fifth time, while falling over and crushed the castle on his back]
