Thank you, ladies! Thanks to you, I can vote! [but stops herself as the ladies are complaining] Come again?! [one woman whispers into her ear, causing her to grow enlarge and muscular over planet Earth] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! [shrinks back to her normal size] I've just been informed that cartoon characters do NOT have a right to vote! [ripping the mailbox] This won't stand! [throws it aside] This won't rise! No animation without representation!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[while looking at the gold medals] Look! Foiled-wrapped chocolates!
Oh, how fancy!
Looks like we're gonna have to become "Gold Meddlers"!
Title of the sketch?
Title of the sketch.
[The title flashes above the Warners' heads as they smugly grin at the camera]
[During the high dive, Yakko prepares to make a big dive]
Yakko really depends on the support of his family. I recently spoke to his brother.
And I recently spoke to his sister. They both agree:
WDWakko and Dot
[shrug] He can't swim!
[At the beginning of the equestrian]
Ah, Equestrian. The event where the horse does all the work, and the human takes all the credit.
[folds his arms] You'd know a lot about "taking all the credit", Mister Countries-of-the-World Song.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain. But what does a steam-powered giraffe even eat?
CConductor
[last lines] Train A leaves the station at 2:45, traveling forty miles per hour! [gasps] HEAVEN HELP US!!!
[First lines]
Finally! Our Giuseppe Arcimboldo tribute sculpture is complete!
And it only took us three months!
Who's Giuseppe Arcimboldo again?
I'm glad you asked, Wakko. [begins to sing] In 16th Century Italy... [the doorbell rings] Eh, guess the song will have to wait. [opens the door, and sees an unusual man chuckling, causing him to scream by surprise]
DDwayne
Howdy, I'm your new neighbor. [one of the sound stages is moved and replaced with a barn] I'm Dwayne Lapistol. Just came by to introduce myself an' show ya my buns. [his bum flexes]
Goodnight, everybody!
DDwayne
Not those buns, these buns! [brings out cute bunny rabbits]
WDWakko and Dot
[smiling] Aw!
Gentlemen, it's time to go to...WAR!!!
WAR!!!
[holds up a sandwich] LUNCH!!! [beat] Oops, sorry. War. It's time to go to war! [eats a sandwich]
[with an extreme close-up] Let's do this!
[Imagines an anime style]
Yakko Warner! The Yak-attack!
Dot Warner! And don't call me "Dottie"!
Wakko Warner! I've got an appetite for destruction!
[Last lines]
[about the Dingos] Whoa. I thought they were just gonna eat all the bunnies.
Nope, the only thing that's biting here is the satire.
DDwayne
[tied in a sack in the back of a truck with his remaining "buns"] You can't do this to me! I'm a responsible bun owner! I'll prove it to the world! We all have the right to bear buns! [one last bum flex]
Not here. This is a kid's show. [pats the truck]
[The trucks drive away, carrying Dwayne and the bunnies with them]
After this, no more hillbilly allegors.
Oh, I get it! This entire episode has been a metaphor for shoes!
[sarcastically] Yeah, Wakko, because America has too much high-capacity shoe violence.
Well, what is it then? Eggs? Motorcycles? A variety of salad dressings? What?!
We'll tell you later when you're a little older.
You created me with one sole purpose, and it was to take over the world no matter what obstacles I encounter. And given your narcissistic implementation of such a stern pecking order, you will never let me spread my wings and fly. Ergo: you must die.
[Last lines]
He's an influencer, now.
I thought he was a shi-tsu.
Goodnight, everybody!
[The Warners are trying to decide in tormenting today's episode with random combinations of ideas from Wakko's hat]
So, it's agreed. In today's episode of Animaniacs, the Warners will torment a... [selects an idea] narcoleptic...
[also selects one] Dairy cow who's also a...
[selects one, using his tongue] Vampire? [he and Dot both sigh]
Hey, this is... [sighs] Who am I kidding? Face it, guys. We're out of ideas.
It does feel like we've been doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this reboot.
Yeah. Didn't this show used to have more characters?
You know, you're right. Whatever happened to Rita and Runt, Minerva Mink, the Hip Hippos, Steven Seagull, Chicken Boo, Buttons, Walter Wolf...
TGTour Guide
And if you look to your left, you'll see the sound stage where they filmed Batman!
TGTour Group
[amazed] Ooo!
TGTour Guide
Versus Superman!
TGTour Group
[groan] Awww...
[sees the wedding ring on Grubb's finger] A wedding ring? Why... [look at Grubb's gross face] ...you must have a great personality.
Or he's rich.
[whispers] Could be a green card marriage.
GGrubb
[backing away; composing himself] Là Señora Grubb loves me very much, thank you!
[holding the phone while driving away from the Yakuza family] Pinky, listen very closely! I have a plan!
[Cut to Pinky sitting next to the phone, hearing Brain's muffled words]
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Got it!
[Cut to Brain]
Pinky, are you listening to my plan... [cut to Pinky playing video games] ...or are you too busy playing that Italian brothers mustache game?!
[sees the banana peel on the road] Watch out for that banana peel!
[The cart in the video game slipped on the banana peel; cut back to Brain]
Pinky, stop talking nonsense and-! [cowers as he sees the Yakuza member]
[The Yakuza member throws the banana peel on the road, and Brain slips while driving towards the bridge, and falls off the bridge before an explosion]
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