Angel · Season 4
There is a line, Lilah. Black and white, good and evil.
Funny thing about black and white -- you mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray. And I don't see your Texas gal-pal wearing that color. Come to think of it, she prefers black.
(hearing screams) What's that?
Oh, it's the fat lady singing.
What's a zombie?
It's an undead thing.
Like you?
No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh.
Like you.
I'm just glad that everyone's safe and together again.
Me too. Now take your new boyfriend and get the hell out of here.
(whispers) Oh God!
Demon, okay? The whole nine: cloven feet and horns and teeth and... he wasn't wearing lamé, though.
Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.
What are you doing here?
Standing in the remains of my fallen brethren trying not to have an anxiety attack. Who are you two?
I'm Angel. That's Gwen. You got a name?
I am Manjet. Sacred guardian of the Shen, keeper of the Orb of Ma'at, and devotee of light. Off hours I like Manny.
Look, it's probably just a few hours til this guy catches up with me. I want to spend my last moments with my oldest, dearest friends down at the, uh, Pink Pony Lounge. (leers at Gwen) I'll buy you a lap dance if I can watch.
Forget that. We can take you someplace safe, Manny. We can protect you.
Right, Superhunk and Spandexia. This thing takes out Mesektet, and you two are going to protect me?
I don't see anyone else lined up for the job.
You think she'd give me a lap dance?
As far as evil plans go, it doesn't suck.
There's only one way we're going to defeat this Beast. We need Angelus.
Jeez. Where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?
We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me?
Rain of fire. Blocking out the sun. And you just kinda piss me off.
Easy. . . Easy. . .
What are those? Holiday decorations left over from some. . . S&M bondage party?
(re: Angel sets off a bell and wooden spikes close together) Wood. Why did it have to be wood.
We have to pass through the corridor without ringing any of the bells.
(sigh) (looks down at her chest) I knew you two would get me in trouble some day.
We just gotta find a way to bring back the sun.
Working on it. Failing miserably, but working on it.
[Angel has reluctantly agreed to release Angelus]
We're gonna need a cage.
Cage?
A strong one. About ten-by-twelve, steel reinforced. Two inch bars, maybe three. I'll make some calls.
What, he thinks something like that's going to hold the Beast?
It's not for the Beast. It's for him.
[Angel is preparing to have his soul removed]
Connor, I know you like to think of me as the enemy. If this works, I will be. I'm going to become the one thing you were raised to believe I was. The thing I never, ever, wanted you to see.
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