Linwood quotes from Angel ... TV Quotes Database

Lines by Linwood 1

[Walks towards the screen as we can hear the baby gurgle.]

Linwood

That's a cute little baby. Yes, you are. And your daddy is a vampire with a soul. And sometimes he reverts to a creature of pure, malevolent evil, who could rip your tiny throat out. Yes, he does. [Chuckles] I like kids. The Senior Partners took mine before I really got to know them. Turn it up.

[Lilah pushes a button on the remote and the room fills with a baby's cries.]

Linwood

Turn it down.

[Lilah does as Linwood walks out.]

S3 Dad

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Scenes with Linwood 2

Linwood

Thank you for coming. And correct me if I'm wrong, but the role of a psychic is to be psychic. To predict the future, so that Wolfram and Hart doesn't find itself in this kind of predicament.

BPBald psychic

I can't apologize enough, sir.

Linwood

You're right. You can't. [Laughs] But I'm not without compassion. I'm gonna give you a chance to save your job - and your skin.

[Bald psychic smiles relieved, then frowns and leans in a bit closer to Linwood.]

BPBald psychic

No, you're not. You're gonna have me killed.

Linwood

[Puts a hand on his shoulder.] Now, why couldn't you have had that kind of foresight when we needed it?

[Someone puts a plastic bag over the bald guy's head from behind and pulls him away from Linwood.]

S3 Quickening

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[Angel walks into the office, walks up to Linwood, slices him across the cheek, and pushes him facedown against the table.]

Angel

My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. [He pulls Linwood back up, pushes him back into his chair and leans over him.] For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather, understand?

Linwood

I believe I do.

[Guards come in, in response to the alarm.]

GGuard

Sir?

Linwood

It's all right.

[Angel starts to leave but turns back around before he reaches the door.]

Angel

Oh, and one more thing. College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame.

S3 Dad

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