Well, you know what they say... life's full of surprises.
[Darla leaves the bar revealing her incredibly pregnant belly.]
S3Heartthrob
JJames
But if you've changed. If you aren't the same man who screwed Darla and couldn't care less what happened to her...
Where did you hear... Oh. You mean back in the day. Right.
How's Fred?
She's alright, considering. We talked over what happened, and I think she'll becoming out of her room any decade now.
[chuckles] And how are you?
I'm o--
And don't say "okay." Angel, please, I know you. Never since you've came back from your grief trip I can tell that something's not right. And-and obviously, it's not. Buffy's dead, and I don't mean to diminish that. I miss her too. I just wanna say, I know that James with all his Romeo and Juliet madness, opened up a lot of wounds for you, but you'll be okay.
I'm okay.
Then, what's the problem?
That I'm okay. That losing Buffy didn't kill me, that I could deal with it. In all those years, no one ever mattered. Not like she did. And now she's gone... forever.
And you'll still here.
Yeah. I just feels like I'm betraying her somehow.
No. If you were a loser, if you were some sick obsessed vampire, that you'd go to a Snod demon, or whatever and get your heart cut out. But you're not. You're a living, breathing... well, living anyway, good guy, whose still fighting and trying to help people, and that's not betraying her, that's honoring her.
You think?
I'm Cordelia. I don't think. I know, okay?
Okay.
Cordelia. So, can we get back to work now?
Yeah, sure. There's work?
What do you know about Nester demons?
Well, they-they like to live in the walls of people's homes. They hatch several times a year, and don't you have to kill their queen or something?
Yeah. And if you don't, they infest again, worse than ever.
We killed a bunch of them in Hancock Park a couple of months ago.
I don't think we got the queen.
Well, let's go find out.
S3That Vision Thing
Fred! Good to see you out and about.
It is isn't it. Out and about. I've been forkin' with Gunn.
Five herb shops in Chinatown; we've been to four. How come whatever we're searching for is always in the last place we look?
I suppose it's one of the unwritten laws of being a dick. Uh, um, sleuth, a gumshoe, Sherlock.
All I know is you use the word dick again, and we're gonna have a problem. So what's the name of this place anyway?
Van Hoa Dong.
I'm right as rain.
I never understood that saying-right as rain. How is rain right? Or wrong for that matter? Okay, I suppose if there's a flood it's wrong, and speaking of floods, or just being overwhelmed, what's it like to have a vision?
Wow. Y'know, next to you, I am downright linear.
The Host reads people's auras to set them on their path, in some shape or form that connects them to the Powers that Be. I'm thinking...
Sure, he might be able to reverse the process. That he might be able to use Cordelia in order to 'trace the call' back to the Powers.
WAY outside my area of expertise, I should caution. But hey, who knew William Shatner could sing? (He laughs, glances at a horribly disfigured Cordelia, and awkwardly stops) Okay. Bad example.
There's a young man who's been unfairly imprisoned. And you're going to save him. Isn't that what you do? Save people? You'll need those items to succeed.
I see. I do this for you and you stop sending Cordy the killer visons.
No, you'll do this because I tell you to.
You're a difficult man to find, señor. Do you know why I'm here? You are my last hope. I've been told you're very powerful, very wise. I've tried everything and I can't get rid of it. So, I ask you: What is this thing growing inside of me, and how is it possible?
SShaman
The Father is also a...?
Vampire? Yes. Though not a very good one.
SShaman
I will need some blood.
Well... I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
[The Shaman pauses]
Men are such babies.
[Darla cuts her hands.]
SShaman
This has never failed me.
[The Shaman places his hands on Darla's belly and has a major reaction.]
SShaman
I cannot help you. No man can. This is not meant to be known.
Yeah, yeah. Like I haven't heard that before. Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do. Time to go visit Daddy.
S3That Old Gang of Mine
[Fred is onstage at a karaoke bar, singing "Crazy".]
I swear, she picked out the song herself.
[to Rondell] If you don't mind, I'd prefer a clean kill. The last time I was merely wounded. It took months to heal. Wounded, if I recall, in an attempt to help you.
Look, this is really urgent. I know Lorne pays you to cast this spell. What will it take for you to lift it?
TSTransuding Sisters
(in sequence) This is not a debt you can pay.
(insulted) You don't know that. My credit has been very good this last year.
TSTransuding Sisters
(in sequence) Only Angel is equipped to make good on this debt.
Angel. (makes raspberry noise) I don't know. You know, for a guy who's a couple of centuries old, not very big with the wise investing. (pause, then understanding) And when you say "equipped", that isn't what you mean, is it?
TSTransuding Sisters
(together) Mmmm...Angel.
Got it. And eww.
No matter what else, I think I proved that you can trust me when I could have killed you and I didn't.
No. You'll prove that I can trust you when the day comes that you have to kill me -- and you do.
S3Carpe Noctem
(looking at Cordelia's fashion magazine) Why do girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave starving, what's their excuse?
(on Fred) She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome and brave and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil, and let's face it, a eunuch.
Hey! How can you...I'm not a eunuch.
Angel, it's just a figure of speech.
Find another one.
I just mean that sex is a no-no for you because of the whole "if you know perfect bliss you'll turn evil curse." Really no cure for that, is there?
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