TV show quotes
Say mom, when I disappeared, did you notice anything...odd?
We noticed much feasting and celebration. Your brother Numfar performed the dance of joy for three moons . [shouts to a boy in the background] Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Well, you're just a regular Hans Christian Tarantino, aren't you?
[Wesley and Gunn have been captured and are about to be executed .]
I've got a plan.
Oh thank god! What is it?
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
Off with their heads!...kidding!
Bad things always happen here.
Those men you sent to create a diversion are going to get killed.
Yes, they are. [pause] You try not to get anybody killed, you wind up getting everybody killed.
[As Angel and the Groosalugg battle, Cordelia steps between them]
Stop! I love him!
You love me?
Not you, dumb-ass! Him!
[quietly] I mean, as a friend, and co-worker...
[to Groosalug] You're in charge now. And you've got a long road ahead. Slavery has ended, but reconstruction has just begun.
What is this "reconstruction?"
Gunn, you wanna field this?
It means, saying people are free, don't make em free. You've got races that hate each other. You got some folks getting work they don't want, others losing the little they had. You're looking at social confusion, economic depression and probably some riots. Good luck.
You'll do fine.
It worries me...but not as much as- do you have to go, Majesty?
I don't want to. I'm really gonna miss your eyes, and the "Majesty" thing. But I have a job to do back home. It was really fun being your princess. [kisses him]
[bowing as Cordelia walks by] Your Majesty.
Should people be bowing in a free society?
These things take time.
[A.I come back from Pylea and find Willow sitting at the Hotel with a sad and serious look on her face]
Willow?
What's...?
It's Buffy.
[Angel and co. come back from Pylea and find Willow sitting at the Hyperion Hotel with a sad and serious look on her face]
Are-are you sure about that?
Trust me. Tacos everywhere. And soap.
Yo, that portal-jumping is a fun ride. We sell it to a theme park, we could get paid.
Okay, can I say it? I wanna say it.
Wesley. Say what?
There's no place like-- Willow?
What's...?
It's Buffy.
I realize we sacrifice a great deal of our social lives, but we have to. Work demands it.
True. I mean who's got time for love when you're out there, doin' it with the demons. (with regretful look) Didn't that come out sad and wrong.
Hmm, Angel and a bunch of monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party. He should have got hammered and gone to Vegas like I told him.
He doesn't need a lap dance, he needs some peace and quiet to work through this.
[lengthy fight between Angel and robed men]
What happened?
Demon monks. Shoulda gone to Vegas.
I came out of my room. Small steps, just like you said.
Go to your room and stay there!
Okay.
What's your version of love? "It's not real unless it kills me"?
What's yours? "It's fun as long as it doesn't cost me anything"? You think you won because you're still alive? I lived. You just existed.
[Turns to dust]
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