Wes quotes from Angel

Angel

This is impossible.

Darla

Tell me about it, daddy!

You slept with her?

Angel

Vampires can't have children. Wesley?

Ah, no, he's right. It's not possible.

That's not what I asked.

Darla

You know we can't. I know we can't. But we did.

I wonder if this might not be that bad thing we were expecting.

Darla

What did you do to me?

Angel

Cordy that's Darla. Maybe you don't want to...

Did you or did you not look me in the eye and say that you would *never* do a thing like this with her?

Darla

Oh, he lied? What a surprise.

Hi. I'm Fred. Is water okay, or did you want some blood?

Angel

Cordy. I'm sorry I lied. It was just...it was a very dark time.

Oh! You used her to make you feel better during your dark time. Well, that makes it all heroic.

Angel

It wasn't like that. It just happened. It wasn't like I went evil or anything, I just...

You just went male. [She brushes the hair out of Darla's face.] Have you been to a doctor?

Darla

No. But I have been to every shaman and seer in the Western Hemisphere.

And what did they say?

Darla

They don't know what it is. They don't know what it means. Nothing like this has ever happened.

Angel

Maybe it's an hysterical pregnancy.

Darla

You wanna feel it kick?

Does it kick a lot?

Darla

Like crazy.

Gunn

[researching from a book] Got it. The dark soul.

Angel

What's it say?

Gunn

A lot. There are over 3,200 different references. Four of them are about you.

Angel

What? Give me that.

This is getting us nowhere.

Angel

Let me see this. [reading] Well, that's not fair. I didn't even have a soul when I did that.

Angel

Ow!

What happened?

Angel

The mail guy threw me.

Gunn

What?!

Spike

Number 5?! [smiling] He did this? Isn't he like 100 years old?