Jaclyn Poole quotes from America's Next Top Model

Jaclyn Poole

Oh my gosh! They tricked us! I see my picture over there and all the other girls' pictures and I'm one of those fourteen girls and I couldn't believe it!

Jaclyn Poole

These aren't like killer bees are they? They're trained, right?

Jaclyn Poole

[in confessional about Alexandria] Alexandria, the way she handled herself and treated the people in the salon made me just want to go... "Yell at her for it!" because she just thinks she runs everything.

Jaclyn

[in confessional about Monique, Alexandria and Molly] Monique, Alexandria and Molly, they are fighting like dogs and cats! I mean I'm so glad I was not on that team!

Jaclyn Poole

Get me dirty!

Jaclyn Poole

[in confessional about the Go Sees rules] The only other map that I have ever read was in world geography and Lord help me because I always got in trouble for talking in that class.

[notices her bowl of raw chicken] What's this? This was supposed to be in the fridge. Was this in the fridge?

Yeah, but for, like, days.

If you're not gonna eat it right away, it needs to go in a freezer bag, and...

Um, I'm sorry. Please don't talk to me like that.

We're just saying that...

I know that! I don't need a lesson about chicken!

'Cause raw chicken does not belong in a bowl that we eat cereal in. It needs to go in a plastic baggy.

I know about chicken. I cook...Dalya! [in confessional] Being 21, I know how to do things and I'm like, "No, I don't need you, missy to be pointing at my face and telling me how to wrap a damn chicken." I completely know and understand that you're supposed to wrap chicken before you put it in the fridge. No reason to get in front of me like that! [sees Dalya walking upstairs] Okay, walk away.

That shit right there is annoying.

Don't talk to me like that!

I did not talk to you, Alex!

You did!

How you talk to me is annoying! [in confessional] Alexandria is crazy loud. I don't like confronting, 'cause I've confronted my mother all my life, and it...doesn't vibe well with me.

We were just showing you that it was in there.

I know. But the way she came out, she's like, "Okay, ladies. Um, the thing with raw chicken is, um, you have to wrap it!" I know that! I cook!

Jaclyn

[in confessional] I am scared to get into a conflict with Alexandria because she could whoop my butt. I'm just gonna stay back, and I-I'd rather just shut my mouth and...watch because I'm a watcher. I don't like to fight.

Are you like some kind of mother or something? Like, you're not the mom! You're not the elder, you're not someone...who's superior.

[in confessional about the makeovers] I just really like my hair, and I don't want to cut it.

Jaclyn Poole

[in confessional about the makeovers] I don't want blonde. Please don't give me blonde hair!

[in confessional about the makeovers] I really, really, really, really, really, really want the red hair!

Jaclyn Poole

[after getting her hair curled] I expected straight hair, just because I have curly hair, but this is fine with me.

Now, you realize that once you leave this chair, there's a razor back there. Did you know that? [Jaclyn shakes her head] How do you feel about that?

Jaclyn Poole

[looking scared] ...Okay.

Psyche! [he and Jaclyn laugh]

Jaclyn Poole

I was trying to shake my fake booty! They gave me a fake booty!

André Leon Talley

They what?

Tyra Banks

They put a booty in your booty?!

Jaclyn Poole

[to Tyra Banks] Oh yes they did!

Tyra Banks

Show me how you shook it. Turn around right now and work it! Work it! Yes! Oooh! You just dropped your pencil. Yeah, girl! Whoo! There you go!

Tyra Banks

The next name that I am going to call... [flips over Jacyln Poole's photo and shakes her hips as Jaclyn Poole comes down to collect her photo] Work it! Work! Yes! Work the booty! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oooh! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! [everyone else laughs] Yes! Yeah and you're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Booty Shaker!

Jaclyn Poole

[to Tyra Banks] Thank you so much!

Tyra Banks

[to Jacyln Poole] You're welcome!

Oh my gosh! Where’s my towel? There was a towel right here! Who picked it up?!

[in confessional about Alexandria] Alexandria, she’s such a psycho! She snaps at absolutely nothing!

I’m sorry that if I'm yelling but I really don't give a damn! I haven't said more than two words to anyone since we've gone home!

Are you kidding me? You just said, like, a whole...monologue!

Great vocabulary!

Well, thank you!

You're welcome!

Wasn't there an entire conversation at panel tonight? Like, "Stop being a diva, stop acting like you own everything." And then, she comes home and starts fighting. [laughs]

[in confessional about how everyone else feels about Alexandria] I guarantee everyone goes in the confessional room and bitches about Alexandria because she's getting on everyone's nerves.

[in confessional about Alexandria] She's like obnoxious, controlling...

[in confessional about Alexandria] I feel like maybe she's bipolar.

[in confessional about Alexandria] Severe psychological issues...

Jaclyn

[in confessional about Alexandria] I'm kind of scared of her.

[in confessional about Alexandria] Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Nigel Barker

[to Jaclyn Poole] What are you thinking about right now?

Jaclyn Poole

[to Nigel Barker] Beating the crap out of breast cancer!

Tyra

[to Jaclyn Poole] Miss lady. Miss. Sweetness. Are we going to go home and try to learn to read a map? It's not so much about what the map represents. Do you understand?

Jaclyn Poole

[to Tyra] Yes. I do. It doesn't stop here.

Tyra

[to Jaclyn Poole] Okay.

Jaclyn Poole

[in confessional after getting eliminated] It is really sad that I don't get to participate in going abroad to Morocco but I feel so blessed that I got this opportunity. I didn't know anything coming into this competition and I've gotten so much out of it. So, this is the beginning of a career for me and if anyone's looking out for a tall brunette with a loud, squeaky, fun voice and a big personality, then that's your girl right here. [leaves panel]