J. Alexander quotes from America's Next Top Model

My motto is, walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tonight.

Okay girls, so that was your first fashion experience, and personally I think you all sucked.

[To Xiomara] Girl, you walk like you're on crack. Your eyes are so bugged out of your head like something just scared the hell out of you.

[To Yoanna] Your walk was as useless as a flashlight with no batteries in the dark.

[To Camille] Oh! Black girls always have to give that something extra. I ain't mad at chu though!

[To Jenascia] There's a boy somewhere inside of you, you gotta beat him outta you.

[about Toccara's breasts] Baby when she released those puppies, they were full-grown dogs.

[To Kristi] It looks like you got gas baby, like you gotta fart.

Their show is usually the hottest ticket in town during New York Fashion week. It's so hot that I don't get a ticket.

You walk like you're chewin' gum between your legs.

Jade is a bit tranny to me, and that's why I love her.

Furonda really impressed me. She did much better than last time!

[about Brooke] She looks like a trout, but I love her.

I love one of the twins, I just can't remember which one it is.

[to Heather about her awkward walk] You look like you should be digging up clams and oysters the way you walk.