[spoofing stereotypical contestant] I'm nineteen years old and my favorite designer is Hello Kitty. I would do anything, anything, anything to become America's Next Top Model... except cut my hair.
“Erin Wasson” · Season 16, Episode 1
In this episode: Tyra Banks (3), Jay Manuel (2), Dominique (2), J. Alexander (1), Nigel Barker (1), Jaclyn Poole (1), Mikaela (1)
[spoofing stereotypical contestant] I want this. My name is [pointing to letters tattoed on arm] Angora Nylandra Tafatia Michaels. I'm not here to make friends.
[referring to "sexiness" of contestant Monique Weingart] You might be bringin' the wrong crowd to the table.
Or the right crowd, if you ask me. Go on, baby!
[after Dominique falls during the plastic bubble runway challenge] Girl down!
[in confessional] I'm like, "You know what? We're about to end this bitch with a bang!" So, I was like, "Voila!" Like, "I'm out this bitch!"
[pretending that this cycle's contestants have all been eliminated] So, unfortunately, you guys have to go home now. But you don't have to go far. [pushes button to reveal this season's "model house"] Because you're home! You guys are the fourteen!
Oh my gosh! They tricked us! I see my picture over there and all the other girls' pictures and I'm one of those fourteen girls and I couldn't believe it!
I'm obsessed with Jaclyn!
AAngelia
I am ready to work it! I am America’s Next Top Model! Recognize my face and get used to it!
Today we were inside of this big-ass bubble, looking like a gerbil.
Nicole isn't truly present in this shot—and the mouth, you know, it's too tight. [unintelligible] sort of cat's bottom. [purses his lips to illustrate]
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