Jade quotes from America's Next Top Model

[to Gina with the Roach] Kiss it! Kiss it!

[to Jade] Jade! Stop!

[to Gina with the Roach] Come on! Kiss it!

[in confessional] I hate cockroaches with passion!

[to Jade] You say you feel sorry for me. I feel very sorry for you! You don't understand anything! You think you're getting under my skin. You think you're intimidating me. You're not intimidating me at all.

[to Gina] Then, why are you so...

[to Jade] You can say whatever you want, Jade! I'm done with you.

[in confessional about Gina] I'm glad Gina decided to stand up for herself.

[in confessional] It was my battle and I think I did pretty well.

[to Furonda] Everybody that meets me for the first time thinks I'm like a bitch. They think I'm...arrogant. Everybody that knows me knows I'm not like that. I'm, like, the most real individual.

[to Jade] If you're a real person, and a nice person why would you do that?

[to Furonda] You keep on going off on this nicelessness. It's not about that.

[to Jade] You're like, "I'm so positive, I'm so this, I'm so that." But that's...that's the facade you got going on, and I don't know what kind of issues you got...

[to Furonda] Facazz? What the hell is a facazz?

[to Jade] A facade. And that's...

[to Furonda] Facazz?

[to Jade] Facade.

Man, my life story... I need to write a book, and maybe one day I will and you should read it.

Nick Cannon

The next game is called Questions.

[in confessional about the questions game] The questions game is where you would ask a question, and the person would ask a question back.

Nick Cannon

[to Joanie and Brooke] A TV and a remote.

[to Joanie] Why do you keep changing me all the time? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Joanie

[to Brooke] Why is your antennae all crooked? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

Nick Cannon

[to Jade and Furonda] A job interview.

[to Furonda] I'm sorry you don't have the right qualifications. [a negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Not a Question"]

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] You gotta ask questions.

Oh, see, this is confusing. [to Nick Cannon] Man...

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] The game is called Questions!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade] Jade, she just sucks at all of the stuff that we do.

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] Start it all off with who, what, when, where and why. If you start with one of those, you're gonna be good.

[to Nick Cannon] Alright, man.

Nick Cannon

[to Jade] I'ma give one where you can figure it out. A rich man and a poor man.

[to Joanie] My is bigger than yours.[another negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Definitely Not a Question"]

Joanie

[to Jade] You totally just lost!

[in confessional] You know, even though it was fun, laughter and jokes, that wasn't humor to me. I was just like what?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[rapping to Nnenna] Walk is good, might not fall, your head's as shiny as a big rubber ball.

Joanie

[rapping to everyone about her team] Yeah, my name is Joanie, you know what I mean, it's me and this white dude on this here black team, I got a volleyball diva, a hot Latina and two African queens! [in confessional] Jade comes in to "rap".

[rapping to Furonda] My name is Jade, the ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy.

Nick Cannon

Oh!

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade's rap] Nobody else took it there like nobody was like, "Yo Jade, you look like an 85-year-old woman."

[rapping to Sara] Yo, you’re blonde, you’re too tall for this industry, you know what, I’m in this real if you’re not because let me tell you they're gonna not blow up your body.

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade's attitude] I feel like Jade tries to make you feel low so that she can bring herself up.

[rapping about Jade to everyone] I think I'm gonna puke in the bottle if I hear one more thing about Jade, the undiscovered supermodel.

[to Sara] That doesn't rhyme. [silence voice]

[rapping] I hate the bust on you, cause I know it's your world, hey man get rid of your "s" curl.

Nick Cannon

[to Furonda] I'm going to let you pick a friend before I tell you what the prize is!

[nominates herself before Furonda even picks someone to share the prize PSA with] I volunteer!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade and I are not friends. We're not friends. [back to the present to Nick Cannon] I'm going to pick Nnenna.

Jay Manuel

[in confessional about Jade's bad take for a CoverGirl commercial] She doesn't quite grasp the fact that she's got to improvise in this scene. It was thirty seconds of me listening to her heels clap on the concrete. [back to the present to Jade] This was you. [imitating Jade walking around and blowing kisses in the air and at the camera] What was that?! It was like...

[to Jay Manuel] I was making my entrance.

Jay Manuel

[to Jade] You were making your entrance, but you didn't improvise anything. Take two.

[to Jay Manuel] You guys look fabulous. What a party. Oh, my gosh! [in confessional] The second time, I just took my time, talking to people! [does a twirl during the commercial shoot] Wonderful, fabulous.

Jay Manuel

[whispering and laughing to the camera crew and Mike Rosenthal] She's a drag queen!

[to Jay Manuel] Okay...! [holding up the Covergirl product] This is... [laughs] Okay! [pause] Lightweight makeup... [bleep]

Jay Manuel

[to Jade] Cut! CoverGirls don't say that!

[after seeing her bad take that the judges chose] You guys used my worst one.

Nigel

You're saying that this was your worst one?

Because the other one, I did the lines perfectly, and my improvving wasn't good.

On the first take, there was very little interaction with the background, and also... there was really no speaking. All we heard was footsteps.

Nigel

You're only given one chance at casting to deliver your lines.

Tyra

Who doesn't think it was their best take? Be honest. [Sara and Brooke raise their hands] You have to know that you're not the only person thinking that right now.

Nigel

Yeah, it happens to all of us, in all walks of life.

Tyra

I have worked for Victoria's Secret for ten years, and I'm like, "Why the hell did they choose that shot?" You'll never be 100% happy as a model. It was just very unnatural, and pushing too hard. Like, "Hey, girl! Mmm, ahh!", twisting and turning. And... it was very draggish. [later when deliberating with the other judges, she holds up Jade's photo] If this wasn't a drag queen walking through that party, I don't know what was!

Personally, I don't think either one of Jade's takes was any good.

Tyra

She don't think that!

Tyra

[to Jade in the bottom two with Mollie Sue] Jade you stand before me not because the commercial was very bad. You stand before me because you play the blame game. Do you know what Michael, your director, said during deliberations? Both of your takes were bad. Both of them...and the judges were turned off by your attitude. [flips over Jade's photo] Jade, you don't know it all. [Jade hugs Mollie Sue, who starts crying, before going to collect her photo] You don't know it all and that's why you have entered this competition because you have tried to model for so long and it hasn't happened. So now, it's time to just listen and learn.

Thank you for believing in me once again!

Tyra

[to Mollie Sue] Thank you Mollie Sue.

[in confessional after getting eliminated] It's just that I'm so confused right now! For Jade to stay over me! It's just crazy!

[to Mollie Sue] Good luck! Don't give up!

[in confessional after getting eliminated] It's not being voted off, it's being voted off for not having personality!

[in confessional] I was in the bottom two again.

Tyra

[to Jade in the bottom two with Mollie Sue in a repeat scene] Jade you stand before because you play the blame game and the judges were turned off by your attitude.

[in confessional] I need to redeem myself.

Tyra

[to Furonda and Jade in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the hotel, pack her belongings and fly home. Jade, the judges joke about it when you're in front of them, and they're like, "Jade marches to her own drum. Jade is Jade!" But then, you leave the room, and they're like, "Jade is Jade." And they feel like you've come to your end... [pause] of adapting. Jade, you march to your own drum. But if you knew everything, Jade, you'd be a supermodel already and that hasn't happened yet, and Furonda, we don't know what you're marching to. So who goes home? [long pause, flips over Jade's photo] Congratulations, Jade. [Jade hugs Furonda]

Thank you for believing in me once again.

Tyra

It's not necessarily me believing in you, but it's about you taking direction, Jade. There's something about you that's just like, "I'll change a little, but I know best!" I know you have potential, Jade. Don't be your own worst enemy. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Thank you. [collects her photo and joins Danielle, Sara and Joanie]

Tyra

Thank you Furonda.

Thank you. [goes to hug and say goodbye to Jade, Danielle, Sara and Joanie, runway walks her way out]

Tyra

Work it!

[in confessional about surviving the bottom two for the fourth time resulting in Furonda getting eliminated] I was in the bottom two last week...

Tyra

[in a repeat scene of Jade and Furonda in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward?

[in confessional about surviving the bottom two for the fourth time resulting in Furonda getting eliminated] ...and I'm like back in my old position again. [multiple repeat scenes of Jade surviving the bottom two are shown when Wendy, Mollie Sue and Brooke were getting eliminated back in Los Angeles] Bottom two. I don't belong there, man! What is going on?

[in confessional about Jade, who still hasn't arrived back from the go-sees] Jade is an hour and ten minutes late. [Jade finally arrives] When Jade walked into the room, let me tell you, she had the glasses on trying to be incognito. Oh, my God, it was hilarious!

[in confessional about Danielle, Joanie and Sara] All the girls were looking at me like... [stares off angrily] And I'm like, "Bitches, please, okay? Relax yourself!"

Tyra

The next name that I'm going to call... [flips over Jade's photo] ...Jade. [Jade comes to collect her photo]

[to Tyra and the judges after being called second] Thank you, everybody, for believing in me!

Tyra

[to Jade] Jade, you keep saying that every week. You say, "Thanks for believing in me, thanks for believing in me." It's not just believing in you, it's you producing. This picture is a huge improvement. So soft. It's beautiful. Congratulations.

[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra

[to Sara and Danielle in the bottom two] Will Danielle and Sara please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home. Sara, Danielle took beautiful photos from the beginning. So did Joanie and so did Jade. But the reason why you are here is because you have progressed and that's what this competition is about. It's about starting somewhere and then progressing however the judges are wondering "Has she progressed enough?" There's only so much that an A for effort can give you. Danielle, the judges still struggle with your speech. The winner of this competition needs to be articulate. She needs to speak eloquently. So who goes home? [flips over Danielle's photo] Danielle. [Danielle hugs Sara before collecting her photo from Tyra] Danielle accents are beautiful because they show the world where we come from but as a model, you've got to learn to turn it on and turn it off. Practice speaking. Every time you open your mouth, try to speak like a Covergirl. Congratulations.

[to Tyra] Thank you.

[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra

[to Sara] You should be proud. You started not knowing what the heck you were doing.

[to Tyra] I'm still trying to figure it out.

Tyra

[to Sara] You're getting there.