Jade quotes from America's Next Top Model

[excitedly gets up from the table and goes hyper in front of Joanie and Danielle] Oh my gosh!

[to Jade] What?! What, Jade?! Stop doing that!

[to Jade and Joanie] Yaaahhh! Oh, my gosh! [sits back down at the table]

Joanie

[in confessional about Jade] Please send Jade home. [laughs] Her personality smells like a dirty diaper.

[to Jade and Joanie] My nerves are bad! I'm shaking!

Jay

[to Jade, Danielle and Joanie who are all about to shoot for CoverGirl] How well do you guys know your scripts?

[to Jay] I mean, are you allowed to improvise?

Jay

[to Jade] No.

Jay

[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] And, action!

[Actual Line: "Want a more casual mascara look?"] "Don't you ladies want to have a casual beautiful mascara that you can put on your eyelashes like mine? Well, I'm going to introduce to you, today..."

Jay

[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! I don't know where you got that from, girl, but it was not what was written here.

[to Jay] I know.

Jay

[in confessional about Jade's performance in the commercial] Jade did not know her lines at all.

[Actual Line: "Wireless tapered bristle brush"] "An unbelievable brush."

Jay

[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! [in confessional about Jade's performance in the commercial] She added her own words...

[Actual Line: "It's perfect for a daytime look"] "Nor as you see mine...are very beautiful."

Jay

[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! I need a commercial out of you today, Jade!

[Actual Line: "New CoverGirl LashExact Mascara"] "Did you know...this little mascara..."

Jay

[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! Yeah...

[to Jay] Sorry.

Jay

[to Jade helping her out after continuously forgetting the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Alright, what we're going to do is we're going to pull out cue cards for you.

[in confessional] When the cue cards came out, I was like, "Phew!" [starting a new take; Actual Line: "New CoverGirl LashExact Mascara"] "Start with the new CoverGirl Exact Mascara!"

Jay

[to Jade] Cut! You didn't say what was on the cards.

[to Jay] I didn't?

Jay

[to Jade] No. If anything, know the product you're selling. LashExact Mascara.

[delivering a commercial] "The new, the latest CoverGirl...L-Lash...

Jay

[to Jade] Cut!

[delivering a commercial] "New CoverGirl Lash..."

Jay

[to Jade] Cut!

[delivering a commercial] "New CoverGirl Exact Mascara..."

Jay

[to Jade] Cut! Can you read the cue cards? Can you see them?!

[to Jay] Yeah. "Lash Ex..."

Jay

[to Jade] Cut!

[to Jay] "Lash Ex..."

Jay

[to Jade] Cut! Do not get defeated, Jade. Come on, let's shake this off!

[in confessional] I'm not a failure, I don't give up. I'm a soul survivor. [delivering a commercial] "Want a more casual mascara look? Start with the new CoverGirl LashExact Mascara. The wireless tapered bristle brush. It's perfect for a daytime look."

Jay

[to Jade] Jade that was awesome!

[to Jade who finally returns to the agency, having finished her commercial after dozens of bad takes] Did you remember all your lines?

[to Danielle] Yep. It worked out perfectly.