[after finding Jake unconscious] You, you hurt my Jake! Nobody does that!
VVampire
You named your dragon self "Jake"?
S2 E27Bite Father, Bite Son
S2 E28Game On
Aw [belches] Oh yeah! That was just waiting to come out! Now where was I? Oh yeah! Man!
S2 E30Being Human
SSun
Jake ditched his American Dragon duties on purpose?!
LSLao Shi
[shouting in Chinese] Ihya asamiowa! Of all the immature, self-serving--
HEY! When was the last time either of you were the American Dragon?! Well, as the little troll girl currently filling the position, let me tell you it's stinkin' hard! I can't imagine it doing it two more days, let alone two more years! And to think about everything Jake's gone through: he's had to save magical creatures on a daily basis, lie to his own dad about who he is, say goodbye to the girl he loved, all to protect a mystical world that nobody knows about! He may be the American Dragon, but he's also a fourteen year old kid who just wanted a couple days off! If that makes him "immature", fine. But "self-serving"?! With all due respect to both of you... STEP OFF!
[Sun and Lao Shi are speechless]
Heh... I crossed the line with that "step off" part, didn't I?
CChang
Sun Park, I thought you were all about peace and love.
SPSun Park
And what I really love is to give you a piece of this!
S2 E31Hong Kong Longs
DDDark Dragon
I tried to give you all the chance in joining me ruling the world, but the American Dragon has just sealed your destruction!
If we had to choose between destruction and joining you, we'll take destruction every time.
DDDark Dragon
Then you shall have it. Starting with your own grandfather!
[enters the room] Silly me, I forgot the ice bucket. [sees Haley in her dragon form] Gah! Oh, good golly!
Honey, wait. I can explain!
My daughter, she's... She's some kind of pink flying reptile, here!
[lying] Uh, it's a mirage! Uh, no wait. Uh, you're dreaming! Yeah, it's, it's... [gives up] Ooh. It's my side of the family. We're dragons. I just never knew how to tell you, honey.
FDFu Dog
And since the cat's out of the bag here, I can talk, too. How do you like them apples? A goo-hoo ee! Okay, listen, you should probably sit down. You know... [Jonathan moans and faints] Or lie down. That works, too.
[The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his villainous plans]
Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villain banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!
CACouncilor Andam
I second the mortal's motion! Get him!
[as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliché!
Rose, you remembered! But how?
You left this at my house. Let's just say it brought back some memories.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's American Dragon: Jake Long pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.