American Dragon: Jake Long quotes

Jonathan

Four Calling Birds...

Susan

Three French Hens...

Haley

Two Turtle Doves...

Jake

And you know, a bird and stuff...

Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!

Jake

Rose is my boo, after all we been through, and a love that is taboo, we're going on the love crew, me and my boo.

Jake

[spins into Jake to free him] Haley who's side are you on?

Haley

[bluntly] You're free aren't you?

Haley

Happy Noodle Year, freak.

Huntsman

[after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American dragon's true human form.

Huntsman

[holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]

Rose

The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]

Rose

[about to be destroyed] Thank you Jake! For everything! I'll never forget you!

Jake

Rose, no!

Rose

Jake, let go. I'll be okay. I promise. I'll be okay.

Jake

I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!

Haley

Now I'm mad you big squid-idiot...you try having your youth sucked out of you.

Spud

[wearing knight armor and riding Fu like a horse] Alas, ye scurvy dragon! That lass be the Dark Knight!

[to Vickie] Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty-pretty?

Maybe later.

Jake

I don't know. Maybe if I hadn't been so shallow, Vickie would've won the auction fair and square, then she wouldn't have had a reason to go all jealous on me, although then I'd be going out with a deadly siren. Hold up. That doesn't sound right either. What is the lesson here?

Train Zords for Rose is what me is naming, animal guardian's what I'm gaming. I'm telling you, dawg, yo, quit your yelping, I'm a monkey what's into helping.

Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball!

He's Chris.

He's Craig.

We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris.

Not for long, you don't!