Jonathan, Susan and others in “Hong Kong Longs”

[enters the room] Silly me, I forgot the ice bucket. [sees Haley in her dragon form] Gah! Oh, good golly!

Honey, wait. I can explain!

My daughter, she's... She's some kind of pink flying reptile, here!

[lying] Uh, it's a mirage! Uh, no wait. Uh, you're dreaming! Yeah, it's, it's... [gives up] Ooh. It's my side of the family. We're dragons. I just never knew how to tell you, honey.

And since the cat's out of the bag here, I can talk, too. How do you like them apples? A goo-hoo ee! Okay, listen, you should probably sit down. You know... [Jonathan moans and faints] Or lie down. That works, too.