Jake quotes from American Dragon: Jake Long

Jake

[about the teenaged Huntsman's voice] Dude, what's with the voice? You sound like an accordion stuck in a woodchipper!

Jake

Fu, there's a whole side of my family my dad doesn't even know about. And I can change it. The secrets, the lies, the me being grounded every other week.

Jake

Go appendix! Go appendix! Holla back now! Appendicitis!

Jake

Rose is my boo, after all we been through, and a love that is taboo, we're going on the love crew, me and my boo.

Jake

I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!

Jake

I don't know. Maybe if I hadn't been so shallow, Vickie would've won the auction fair and square, then she wouldn't have had a reason to go all jealous on me, although then I'd be going out with a deadly siren. Hold up. That doesn't sound right either. What is the lesson here?

Jake

Aw [belches] Oh yeah! That was just waiting to come out! Now where was I? Oh yeah! Man!

Susan

Jake, what are you doing?

Jake

Making a complete fool of myself on national TV.

Susan

Okay! Well good luck with that!

Rose

Its over dragon! Say goodbye!

Jake

Rose, no!

Rose

[stops in shock] What did you just call me?

Jake

Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me.

Rose

[takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!

Jake

[discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]

Jake

[high fives her] That's the gift that keeps on giving, you've got skills girl.

Haley

Thanks Jake [suddenly hugs him to his surprise] You're a good teacher.

Jake

[finally returns the hug] Now there's something we can agree on.

Jake

Whoa! What's this?

Rose

The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".

Jake

Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pants...

Rose

Yep, that one.

Jonathan

Four Calling Birds...

Susan

Three French Hens...

Haley

Two Turtle Doves...

Jake

And you know, a bird and stuff...

Jake

[spins into Jake to free him] Haley who's side are you on?

Haley

[bluntly] You're free aren't you?

Rose

[about to be destroyed] Thank you Jake! For everything! I'll never forget you!

Jake

Rose, no!

Rose

Jake, let go. I'll be okay. I promise. I'll be okay.

I tried to give you all the chance in joining me ruling the world, but the American Dragon has just sealed your destruction!

Jake

If we had to choose between destruction and joining you, we'll take destruction every time.

Then you shall have it. Starting with your own grandfather!