BBrad
That's right, the Bradster makes Home Ec home excellent.
S2 E2Half Baked
S2 E7Family Business
BBalthazar
I do what I love, and I love what I do.
[high fives her] That's the gift that keeps on giving, you've got skills girl.
Thanks Jake [suddenly hugs him to his surprise] You're a good teacher.
[finally returns the hug] Now there's something we can agree on.
S2 E8Hero of the Hourglass
[about the teenaged Huntsman's voice] Dude, what's with the voice? You sound like an accordion stuck in a woodchipper!
Fu, there's a whole side of my family my dad doesn't even know about. And I can change it. The secrets, the lies, the me being grounded every other week.
S2 E9Dreamscape
[Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.]
Whoa! What's this?
The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".
[Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"]
Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pants...
[A pair of hands magically appear to pull down Jake's pants, then Jake pulls them back up]
Yep, that one.
S2 E12Feeding Frenzy
Go appendix! Go appendix! Holla back now! Appendicitis!
S2 E14Supernatural Tuesday
NNigel
Don't reach my knees on the b-ball court, why's a kid named Long gots to be so short?
S2 E16A Hairy Christmas
Four Calling Birds...
Three French Hens...
Two Turtle Doves...
And you know, a bird and stuff...
S2 E18Love Cruise
CCupid
Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!
Rose is my boo, after all we been through, and a love that is taboo, we're going on the love crew, me and my boo.
S2 E19Year of the Jake
[spins into Jake to free him] Haley who's side are you on?
[bluntly] You're free aren't you?
Happy Noodle Year, freak.
S2 E20Homecoming
[after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American dragon's true human form.
[holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]
The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's American Dragon: Jake Long pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.