American Dragon: Jake Long Season 1 quotes

Huntsman

American Dragon, prepare to become a pair of boots!

Haley

Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen. [smiles, revealing one lost tooth] Sorry!

Huntsman

Blast that American Dragon! We'll pick up the search tomorrow. We will find him. And the beetle.

Rose

[taking her mask off] For all we know, the dragons have already send it back to Egypt. Maybe we should just give up, and-

Huntsman

Give up? Those dragons need to be slain! Never forget that! [He takes his glove off, to show Rose his mark on his palm.] It is your calling, as it is mine. As it is theirs. [Huntsman shows Rose the statues of Huntsclan members. Rose looks at her dragon-shaped birthmark]

Rose

I understand, Huntsmaster. But what's so important about this one Egyptian bug?

Huntsman

For generations, the Huntsclan have hunted magical creatures. And for generations, dragons have stood in their way. But no more. Once we locate the scarab, we will use its life-giving powers to revive past generations of the Huntsclan. Hundreds shall be reborn and become my army- An army which will wipe out dragons forever! [cackling]

Man, where is Jake? We gotta let him know that we're gonna have enough dinero left over to buy some new skateboards and all that.

Spud

Maybe he, like, went and robbed an art museum. Or perhaps he went on some reality show to win the money. [He sits down on the desk where Jake's computer turns on showing some of his recent photos] Or, you know, I dunno.

Shush! Look! [They look at the photos as it showed Jake changing into his dragon form.] [gasps] I don't believe it!

Spud

I don't believe it either. And I don't even know what the heck's going on.

The dragon? Jake?!

Spud

The dragon ate Jake? Oh, man. What a way to go!

No! The dragon didn't eat Jake! Look at this! The dragon is Jake!

Spud

I'm even more confused than usual. What does it mean and how does my mom's lasagna fit into all this?

I'll tell you what it means. It means we just sold our best friend to Rotwood for cash!

I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek.

Susan

Jake, what are you doing?

Jake

Making a complete fool of myself on national TV.

Susan

Okay! Well good luck with that!

Rose

Its over dragon! Say goodbye!

Jake

Rose, no!

Rose

[stops in shock] What did you just call me?

Jake

Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me.

Rose

[takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!

Jake

[discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]