Haley quotes from American Dragon: Jake Long

Haley

Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen. [smiles, revealing one lost tooth] Sorry!

Haley

Happy Noodle Year, freak.

Haley

Now I'm mad you big squid-idiot...you try having your youth sucked out of you.

Jake

[high fives her] That's the gift that keeps on giving, you've got skills girl.

Haley

Thanks Jake [suddenly hugs him to his surprise] You're a good teacher.

Jake

[finally returns the hug] Now there's something we can agree on.

Jonathan

Four Calling Birds...

Susan

Three French Hens...

Haley

Two Turtle Doves...

Jake

And you know, a bird and stuff...

Jake

[spins into Jake to free him] Haley who's side are you on?

Haley

[bluntly] You're free aren't you?

Jake ditched his American Dragon duties on purpose?!

[shouting in Chinese] Ihya asamiowa! Of all the immature, self-serving--

Haley

HEY! When was the last time either of you were the American Dragon?! Well, as the little troll girl currently filling the position, let me tell you it's stinkin' hard! I can't imagine it doing it two more days, let alone two more years! And to think about everything Jake's gone through: he's had to save magical creatures on a daily basis, lie to his own dad about who he is, say goodbye to the girl he loved, all to protect a mystical world that nobody knows about! He may be the American Dragon, but he's also a fourteen year old kid who just wanted a couple days off! If that makes him "immature", fine. But "self-serving"?! With all due respect to both of you... STEP OFF!

Haley

Heh... I crossed the line with that "step off" part, didn't I?