American Dragon: Jake Long · Season 2, Episode 31
I tried to give you all the chance in joining me ruling the world, but the American Dragon has just sealed your destruction!
If we had to choose between destruction and joining you, we'll take destruction every time.
Then you shall have it. Starting with your own grandfather!
[enters the room] Silly me, I forgot the ice bucket. [sees Haley in her dragon form] Gah! Oh, good golly!
Honey, wait. I can explain!
My daughter, she's... She's some kind of pink flying reptile, here!
[lying] Uh, it's a mirage! Uh, no wait. Uh, you're dreaming! Yeah, it's, it's... [gives up] Ooh. It's my side of the family. We're dragons. I just never knew how to tell you, honey.
And since the cat's out of the bag here, I can talk, too. How do you like them apples? A goo-hoo ee! Okay, listen, you should probably sit down. You know... [Jonathan moans and faints] Or lie down. That works, too.
[The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his villainous plans]
Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villain banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!
I second the mortal's motion! Get him!
[as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliché!
Rose, you remembered! But how?
You left this at my house. Let's just say it brought back some memories.
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