Francine, Steve and others in “The Vacation Goo”

Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond!

We could go skiing!

Or, here's an alternate pitch. Stay here, watch the Duke game... [Francine tries to say something] ...just hear me out... I order boneless wings from KFC...

But-

Hang on to that thought, Hayley... I take a long bath and then... wait for it... None of you are here.

Or... [Stan opens his mouth] ...just hear me out... we stay home, and for the rest of our lives together, every time you doze off I slam a book on your testicles.

Did someone say, "skiing"?