(Stan is yelling at Hayley for dying her hair green and going to an Independent Party rally)
Stan
You missed family game night for that?! Go wash it out; you look like a slutty wad of money.
Hayley
No way!
Stan
[quickly reassembles, points gun at Hayley] Yes way!
Francine
Stan!
Stan
She started it!
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