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American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 3

Stan and Francine in “Stan Knows Best”

Stan

You get back here, Hayley! No? Well, I didn't want to had to use this, but-- Rhubarb!

Francine

"Rhubarb"?

Stan

Hmm, that's her trigger word; I had her brainwashed at five. She's supposed to kill Walter Mondale, but I guess it didn't take. [a zoned-out Steve walks by in the background with a sniper rifle]

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