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American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 1

Steve Smith, Boy #1 and others in “Pilot”

Steve Smith

All periods will now be called Steves.

[shift to a classroom scene]

Boy #1

[to another boy] Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in?

Boy #2

Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve.

Teacher

[to class] So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve.

Girl

Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.

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