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American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 1

Girl and Guy in “Pilot”

Girl

Hey, I love your dog.

Guy

Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer?

Girl

Okay.

Guy

And then we can play with this dog.

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