[picks up the phone] This is Stan Smith.
Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.
Stanley Smith: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. [takes out a vial and starts chugging down pills]
Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.
I see. [foam starts coming out of his mouth]: Henry, antidote.
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