Why don't you come down to the yoga and meditation center with me? I think it could really help you learn to love yourself.
I love myself all the time. At least once in the morning, and usually right before I go to sleep.
Well, it sounds like your afternoon's wide open.
Yeah, we can go right after I jerk off.
Should should we turn on the TV?
I hope you guys are hungry, because I got us dinner reservations! We're gonna try something new and exciting. Sushi.
Geez, Francine, we just tried stromboli two years ago. Can you let us catch our damn breath?
Oh, please, Stan. You know I've been wanting to get more culture in our lives.
Culture? I thought you said you wanted more vulture in our lives. Fine, I'll go, but you'll have to figure out what to do with these gentlemen.
It's alright we've got tickets for the theater, and if we don't leave now, we shall miss the curtain. I'll have Marcus bring up the car.
Marcus is another bird.
I'm so nervous Hayley What if everyone notices me and calls me names? What if one of the names is Piss Head?
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