“I can't turn this in. It's all about...” – Steve, American Dad! ... TV Quotes Database

I can't turn this in. It's all about my dad killing people.

Call your dad again and get him to talk about something else.

Hello?

H-Hey, Dad.

Son, glad you called. I was kind of bumming, thinking about your mom.

What? Why?

[groans] I feel our lovemaking has lost all of its intimacy.

We're not attuned to each other's love energies. We're just slamming away.

Dad! I-I'm here with the guys on speakerphone.

Hey, guys. [the scene shifts back to him] Yeah, lovemaking sure can turn into sex without you even noticing it.

And why not? Sex with your mom feels great. It's easy to think maybe that is love.

And then there's the performer in me always trying to get your mom turned on. I pull her hair, choke her lightly-- or not so lightly...

Dad, when you were my age, what was the cost of a loaf of bread?

The focus becomes how hot she gets, how many times I can make her shudder with pleasure... [Snot, Barry, and Toshi snicker]

Alright, this is enough.

[in a poor impression of Steve] Dad, what do mom's boobs look like?

I'll tell ya Snot, they're perfect. Creamy twins with faint blue veins running over them like cooling streams I can wash my face in.

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