What is this?
Your dream restaurant. Roger's Laotian Adventure.
What about my scale model?
Stan, it took quite a bit of doing...but I managed to wipe my butt with it.
“Stan's Food Restaurant” · Season 6, Episode 4
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Roger (1), Francine Smith (1)
So you weren't molested?
No, that wasn't until four or five years later. (cut to flashback of young Stan clutching fearfully to a swinging rope as a priest wearing nothing but a clerical collar and swimming trunks grabs for him, waiting for Stan to let go): It was my first week at Christian camp. But I'm not ready to talk about Father Roy.
JSJohnson's Waiter
Hey, little guy. I heard your dad walked out on ya, 'cause he didn't love you enough to stay. But I know what will make you feel better.
[narrating] At that moment, I was a hundred percent sure I was gonna get molested. But it was even better.
SHSign Hung Outside Stan's Restaurant By Roger
"Our Clumsy Cooks Have AIDS!"
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