Go Biscuit! [the dog hits the wall] Okay, go Cheesers! [mouse runs away] Coward!
“Stan's Night Out” · Season 4, Episode 20
In this episode: Stan Smith (2)
SSaunders
Hey, come on! Dick! Don't! Dick. Come on, Dick. Why are you doing this, Dick? This isn't you. I want the old Dick back. I don't want bad new Dick. I want good old Dick. Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love.
BBernie
Hello, line one. You're on with Bernie.
CCaller
You son of a bitch. I'm gonna kill you.
[Bernie's eyes widen. Reveal that Stan is calling Bernie as he's having dinner in front of the TV]
I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and shoot you in your lying face.
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