MSMale student in Steve's school
[seeing Steve wearing a back brace for correcting his scoliosis] Different!
[all students start throwing things at Steve]
“Chimdale” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Roger (5), Hayley Smith (3), Stan Smith (2), Francine Smith (2)
Gee, I don't know Hayley. You think it might have something to do with me being drunk all the time? I'm an alcoholic, I have a problem, I'm just not ready to deal with it yet. Now get inside the suitcase.
(Hayley crouches in the suitcase and zips it up from the outside)
Hayley (from inside the suitcase): Are these...balloons filled with heroin?!
Roger (kicks the suitcase): Those are NOT for you!
Do you have any men's wigs?
Well I got a David Spade/Ellen DeGeneres, I dunno if it's clean.
(later, when Stan is driving while wearing a feathered blond wig. A random man driving with his wife pulls up and notices Stan)
GGuy
Hey look, it's Owen Wilson!
That was so close! I think he's onto us!
Get in your suitcase and don't come out until you hear me say "I'm done, go clean up, you disgust me."
Oh my neck is killing me—being trapped in this room is stressing me out.
Look, Frannie, I know you're hurting. I just want you to know I'm here for you andKAH!
Oh my God. ...I think you fixed it! [collapses] Oohhugh...
Mom?
I don't understand, this shoulda worked! I learned that move from a chiropractor in his van in the alley behind the 7-Eleve—oh boy, I think I raped a guy.
So now I'm gonna be bald forever, and I'm gonna be a better man in your eyes for it.
No, not really.
What?
It doesn't matter to us if you've got hair.
Yeah Stan, I'm bald and I made out with your wife.
What?!
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