Stan: I hope my son is still about to be molested! I need a half price ticket.
Ticket Man: I'm sorry, I cant accept a full can. It has to be empty.
[Stan chugs the soda]
Stan: [panting] Polar bears... shouldn't give this... to their babies!
  
  Ticket Man: I'm sorry, I cant accept a full can. It has to be empty.
[Stan chugs the soda]
Stan: [panting] Polar bears... shouldn't give this... to their babies!
 Stan : I hope my son is still about to be molested! I need a half price ticket. 
 Ticket Man : I'm sorry, I cant accept a full can. It has to be empty. 
 [Stan chugs the soda]  
 Stan :  [panting]  Polar bears... shouldn't give this... to their babies! 
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