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S3 E6

American Dad! · Season 3, Episode 6

Stan and Ticket Man in “42-Year-Old Virgin”

Stan

I hope my son is still about to be molested! I need a half price ticket.

Ticket Man

I'm sorry, I cant accept a full can. It has to be empty.

[Stan chugs the soda]

Stan

[panting] Polar bears... shouldn't give this... to their babies!

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