Francine (sobbing): My husband ran into the well-toned arms of a more compatible woman.
Skank #1: Oh, honey, don't worry. Single life is great.
Skank #2: Yeah. Guys take you out, treat ya real special, take ya to all the best places.
Roger (as he's coming down the stairs): Let's roll, hos. You guys can have a kiss-fight to see who gets to eat the fruit that touches my syrup at IHOP!
(As Francine is watching Roger abuse his entourage of skanks)

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