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American Dad! · Season 13

“Standard Deviation” quotes from American Dad!

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“Standard Deviation” · Season 13

In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Hayley Smith (1), Klaus (1)

...and that was "Let's Get Lost" by Chet Baker, who either fell or was thrown to his death from a hotel room window in Amsterdam. I like to think he was thrown.

Stan (as he watches a YouTube video of a man spinning and scratching records): That's DJing? How am I supposed to learn that in two days?

Hayley (as she picks up a record featuring Roger dressed as a woman and suggestively licking a guitar): Not by playing Roger Goes Down on Lillith Fair.

Stan (woozily): What...what's going on? How'd I get back here?

You never left. You've been on a psychedelic trip for 24 hours.

But you were never alone. I saw to that, bro.

Dad, we only have 20 minutes to get you to the DJ battle.

So...I didn't beat Bullock.

No, Stan. You were just humming the Cheers theme song and shitting yourself.

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