[in unison] "Okay, okay, okay, okay, OKAY!!!"
[guest star Chris Edgerly] "So, Presto…here I am to help you with your 'magic'."
[a “magician”, played by Thompson] "Um…I will now hypnotize this gentleman."
"Yeah; why don't you give it a try?"
"You are becoming sleepy...sleepy...very sleepy..."
"No...I'm not."
"Yes, you are. See, when I snap my fingers, you will be under my spell."
"See? He's hypnotized."
"No...I'm not."
"You think--you're a duck."
"I think you stink."
"Thank you!"
"And I'm not hypnotized."
"You think you're not hypnotized..."
"Oh, man; this is ridiculous!"
"You think this is ridiculous..."
"That's it! I'm outta here!"
"Ooh...you feel a sudden urge to go."
"Oh; magic, my butt!"
"In honor of the holiday season, some of our cast members are gonna come out and entertain you with some lovely Christmas carols; isn't that right, everybody?"
"With further ado; Alisa, Katrina, Angelique, and Lori Beth...clap your hands, guys."
[singing] "Christmastime is fun and jolly..."
[singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..."
[singing] "Kiss the ham, and say, 'Oh, golly!'..."
[singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..."
[singing] "Sniff your goose, and roast your chestnuts..."
[Kenan and Kel; in the audience, mocking] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da..."
[normal voices] "...shut up!"
"Hey; we're trying to sing a song..."
[he and Mavis come up onstage] "Tryin'" is right!"
"Uh-huh; tryin' and failin' ..."
"Oh, and I suppose you two can do any better?"
"Nope."
"But our nephews sure could."
"Oh, yeah; well, who's your nephews?"
"Well, they're around here somewhere."
"Run...DMC!"
"Jay!"
"Run DMC?"
"They're your nephews?"
"Well, you see, Run is the grandnephew of my cousin Gertris."
"And DMC...he's my next-door neighbor's brother's chiropractor."
"And we don't know who Jay is, but he looks like a fine young man."
"Now, if we're gonna have some Christmas singin', I suggest we let Run DMC do it."
"Word up; we're gonna take that Christmas song and flip it to our style."
[Denberg] "See, honey? I told you! Look at them!"
[Tim Goodwin] "Unbelievable; kids…stop what you’re doing right now!"
"Video games; is that all you kids ever do?!"
[Server] "No…sometimes we watch cartoons."
"That’s enough out of you, young man!"
[in unison] "Awwwww…"
"Don’t say 'Aw'. Hazel…go do your homework immediately! After that, you’re to clean up the kitchen and read that set of encyclopedias!"
[Johnson] "The whole set of encyclopedias?!"
"Mm-hmm."
"Aw, man!"
"Tough luck, kid."
"And you, young man…take out the garbage and then go mow the lawn."
"I mowed the lawn."
"Then mow the neighbors’ lawn."
"It’s nighttime."
"Then practice your harp."
"Aw, Dad…"
"Parents…"
"Unbelievable!"
"I wonder if there’s another world out there. Another planet…where kids get what they want."
"I don’t know about that. Another world? Where kids get what they want? I don’t know."
"I’m gonna practice my harp now."
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