[to Superdude] "No; the milk will harm you! You're lactose-intolerant!"
[as Steve Urkel] "Surprise! Ha-ha, did I do thaaaaaat?"
"It's a tent!"
[a Good Burger employee] "Let's go, guys".
"Five minutes! The show starts in five minutes!"
"Listen up. I'm just here to tell ya, that in ten minutes, the show will be startin' in five minutes."
"Hiiiii, everyone! It's time for 'Ask Ashley'!"
[disguised and introduced as "Mr. X", on Okrah's show] "Well, you see, people just...make fun of my...well, they make fun of me. Yeah; that's right...they make fun of me, Okrah."
"Now, like, today on 'What-Everrr', we have...Jessica's surprise birthday party!"
"You remembered my birthday? Whoa, I am so surprised!"
"I know; you should have, like, seen your face! It was like..."
"Not quite live, but ready for prime time, from Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, FL., it's All That!"
[How Randy and Mandy usually introduce their cooking sketch; "Cooking With Randy & Mandy"]
"Hi! I'm Randy!"
"And I'm Mandy!"
[in unison] "And this is 'Cooking With...'"
"'...Randy...'"
"'...and Mandy'! Hi, Randy!"
"Hi, Mandy!"
"Moms tend to overlook the benefits of chocolate."
"Mainly that it tastes very, very good."
"Our next dish is nachos."
"First, you place the chips in a microwaveable plate..."
"...and then you add chocolate."
"Chocolate bars..."
"...chocolate chips..."
"...chocolate sprinkles..."
"...chocolate powder..."
"...chocolate syrup..."
[in unison] "...any kind of chocolate, really."
"Because once they mesh together, they become one harmonious chocolate holiday; a celebration of chocolate, if you will."
"Randy, is chocolate good for chapped lips?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
[guest star Tim Farmer] "Choose your partner! Do-si-do! Swing your partner 'round and 'round; pick him up and throw him down! Yee-ha! Kick him in the side, kick him in the head; change his name from Bob to Ted!"
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