MMike
Take the animal kingdom. The male is always in charge!
Gloria: Oh yeah? Did you ever hear of a "king" bee?
S4Mike and Gloria Mix It Up
MMike
You kissed a perfect stranger on a street corner?
Gloria: Nope, right on the lips!
S4Et Tu, Archie
In an energy crisis, there ain't no such thing as a nice man.
S4Gloria's Boyfriend
MMike
You talked to (George) like he was a dog. I thought you were going to pat him on the head and toss him a bone.
Archie: Well, if I did, at least he'd fetch it. You'd eat it.
Being happy is part of being crazy.
MMike
Retarded people have no more of a sex drive than anyone else.
Archie: Oh, yeah? Then why are you on automatic all the time?
GSGeorge's Sign
"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn from him."
S4Lionel's Engagement
Don't give me that "woman" jazz!
George: Don't gimme that jazz, woman!
Mixed up. I bet I miss out on a lot of invitations this way
Jefferson, that invitation you sent by your wife. I think that was very white of you. George: That's exactly the way I felt when I did it.
That (white) bartender is willing to work for me because if you've got enough green in your pocket, then black becomes his favorite color.
Mother Jefferson Who you callin' mammy.
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Mother JeffersonWell don't you dare call me mammy I am nobody's mammy I'm his mother and if you have anything to say to me it is Mrs. Jefferson.
Archiegeeze Mrs. Jefferson.
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