MMike
You talked to (George) like he was a dog. I thought you were going to pat him on the head and toss him a bone.
Archie: Well, if I did, at least he'd fetch it. You'd eat it.
“Gloria's Boyfriend” · Season 4
In this episode: Mike (2), Archie Bunker (1)
Being happy is part of being crazy.
MMike
Retarded people have no more of a sex drive than anyone else.
Archie: Oh, yeah? Then why are you on automatic all the time?
GSGeorge's Sign
"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn from him."
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