I wake up on a Saturday morning, I'm all alone. There's no note, no nothing. There's nobody here.
Mike was home.
Like I said, there was nobody here.
“Gloria Has a Belly Full” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3), Edith Bunker (2), Mike (1), Lionel Jefferson (1)
You give my daughter a baby, and you can't even support a goldfish.
What we do is take all our spray cans and shove them into special shelves. So what you could do is... shove yours.
(pause)
You know, a guy could take that two ways.
MMike
Yeah, but knowing Lionel, he probably only meant it one way.
Yeah, he's a good kid.
With all the money you pay them, can't the doctors help themselves?
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