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Hey Arch, will you hold it down? Gloria and I are trying to sleep!
Archie: It's the only thing you ain't tried in that room yet!
“Lionel the Live-in” · Season 5
In this episode: George Jefferson (2), Louise Jefferson (2), Mike (1), Edith Bunker (1), Lionel Jefferson (1)
I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
Louise: Why not? She don't mind a father-in-law who's a jack-ass!
Good morning, Louise... Heeeeere's Lionel!
Archie: Who the hell are you now, Fred McMahon?
Edith, you're a doll. How did we find neighbors like you?
Archie: You moved out of Harlem.
Can I call you "Uncle Archie"?
Archie: Well, I'll tell ya, Lionel... I think it's against the law.
Don't worry, we can start all over again... you can give me another boy.
Louise: You better call Parcel Post... 'cause I've stopped making deliveries!
And you know what happens to blacks with no education, and looking for a job. They are last on the list.
George: No they ain't, the Puerto Ricans are last.
Archie: He's right Louise, the Puerto Ricans are last. Only they don't know it because they can't read the list.
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