Gloria Stivic quotes from All in the Family

Gloria

Didn't you just say we have an equal partnership? Fifty-fifty?

Gloria

Swearing's just the sign of a small mind.

Gloria

Oh ma, you'll never change. Whatever daddy wants, daddy gets.

Archie

What is that smell?

Gloria

Paul is burning incense. I think it's nice.

Archie

It smells like a house of ill refute!

Gloria

Oh Daddy, didn't they have any good weather when you were growing up?

Archie

I don't remember none.

I think they invented good weather around 1940.

Edith

Oh, I remember some sunny days.

Archie

That must have been before we met.

Archie

"Queens Free Clinic. A place for the high school dropout, the teenage runaway, that will produce free food, free medical attention, free treatment for VD." VD. Do you know what that means, Edith?

Edith

VD? No, wait, don't tell me. I know it's someone's initials.

Archie

Well, you ask a dingbat a question, you get a dingbat answer.

Edith

I better go look at the stew. (She leaves)

Gloria

Daddy, I don't what this fuss is about. They have clinics like this all over the country.

Archie

Why should them dropouts get anything free? When I was a kid, you had to be in the Army to get free shots for VD.

Don't worry, Arch. I'm sure the Army still gets their share of the action.

Edith

I keep thinking it has something to do with flags and parades and things.

Gloria

What did, Ma?

Edith

I know, VD Day.