The country's got to produce more goods. Then we've got to have a little more unemployment. So when we have more goods to buy, and less people who can afford to buy the goods, then the prices will come down.
Mike: That is the stupidest damn thing you've ever said.
Swearing's just the sign of a small mind.
Archie: Aw, shut the hell up.
Respect is for the dead. The living need dough .
M Munson
(to Edith) Twenty-six years with Archie. You sure did some woman a big favor.
Mike, would you please pass these sandwiches around?
Archie: No, no, no. That's like asking the elephant to pass the peanuts.
(to Archie) I'm talking about your unions asking for higher wages. It's bad for the country.
Lionel: If it's bad for the country, how come you raised the prices in the cleaning store?
Archie: He done that?
Lionel: He did on the white clothes.
George: You know something, Lionel? You're the reason we never had a second child.
When a guy asks a girl to get married, that's the highest compliment he can pay.
Louise: And it's usually the last one, too.
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