(Mike, Gloria, and Edith are stuffing envelopes; Archie reads the letter being inserted)
"Queens Free Clinic. A place for the high school dropout, the teenage runaway, that will produce free food, free medical attention, free treatment for VD." VD. Do you know what that means, Edith?
VD? No, wait, don't tell me. I know it's someone's initials.
Well, you ask a dingbat a question, you get a dingbat answer.
I better go look at the stew. (She leaves)
Daddy, I don't what this fuss is about. They have clinics like this all over the country.
Why should them dropouts get anything free? When I was a kid, you had to be in the Army to get free shots for VD.
Don't worry, Arch. I'm sure the Army still gets their share of the action.
(Edith returns)
I keep thinking it has something to do with flags and parades and things.
What did, Ma?
I know, VD Day.
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