You're not a real Finster?
LKLying Kimi
No, not technically.
Right. 'Cause a real Finster would have taught her brother how to skate, so he won't spend an entire party on his butt risking frostbite, or death by... A SCARY BIG ICE MACHINE!
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Hold the elevator. (trips and falls) My ankle! My nose! MY PARTY!
Are Lil and I the only ones who actually want to make a tranquility garden?
PPhil
What? I'm not a plant person; I'm a people person.
LLil
Guess again.
The grass is blue.
DDoctor
Excuse Me?
The couch is on vacation.
Is that the crazy talk?
The pillows are hungry.
HHarold (to Angelica)
You have a cast on your nose!
Good work, Columbo.
(to Randy): What do you call those things before CDs?
RRandy
Records.
Yeah.
PPhil
Either tell on me or let it die, but end the torment!
LLil
Maybe for the "your red sock in my white wash incident," but this. Spray-painting your skateboard and accidentally ruining mom's...
PPhil
Don't say it!
LLil
Ok, her... you know what.
PPhil
It cannot be released in the air, because once it's said, I'm dead.
LLil
Three words, Phillip: You! Know! WHAT!
PPhil
Here's my three words, Lillian: You! Signed! THIS! (holds up the contract)
LLil
I! DON'T! CARE!
PPhil
YOU! CAN'T! DO! Uh... THAT!
LLil
You dump Geoffrey or I tell Mom! That was the deal!
PPhil
Then go ahead and tell, 'cause I'm not doing your dirty work, especially now that Geoffrey and I are... tight!
LLil
Ho-ho, cheer up, Geoffrey, here's someone you know/like better, my brother, Phil?
PPhil
(Putting His Fingers at Geoffrey) Yo, Geoffrey, you wanna shoot and put through our noses?
GGeoffrey
Augh, he's gross! Bye, Lil.
LLil
Bye, Geoffrey.
PPhil
(to Lil) I'm gross?! I'm GROSS?! ME?!
Wow, renewing your wedding vows. Oh, how romantic, Betty?
Romantic my caboose. It's just time for a new set of rules. You know, like "love, honor, and wear a snore guard." Heh.
Ah. So, did you buy a new wedding gown?
Are you nuts? I just let the old one out a little. (Pause) Okay, a lot.
We were solving a science question! Uh, we found out that p-pudding travels three times farther when shot out of a straw in your nose than uh, straw in your mouth!
Now, where was I?
(imitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.
Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)
Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?
No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle. My effiency variable has increased by 43%.
I guess that's important, huh?
Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!
Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.
And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!
[Tommy and Chuckie gasp.]
I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?
Oh, yes! I remember reading about that in Beyond Lipshitz. Parents should hold family hours to encourage a sincere and sharing dialogue with their children.
CChaz
That's great, Didi! I'll think I'll start our very own family hour tonight. Really get Chuckie to...talk back!
If I want to know what my pups are up to, I just eavesdrop on their conversations.
CChaz
But Betty that's so, uh... (searches for a word in How to Talk to Your Kids So They'll Talk Back) invasive!
Only if they catch you at it, Chazzie!
Cynthia! CYNTHIA!
Who?
You don't know her, old friend.
Who you keep stuffed in a chest? Gee, I'm luckier than I thought!
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