TV show quotes
I've got to admit — Nicholas hanging on your arm does make a statement!
(fake smiles and has a monster voice) Yeah, it says...I'M HANGING WITH A BLITHERING IDIOT!
Huh?
I've decided to drop the spitball project. Instead, I'm doing a case study on Nicholas entitled: The Mind of the Mindless.
I know what you mean. My dad still hasn't gotten over the day I told him I could button my own shirt.
(speaking to Tommy about his project) If any kid had entered a masterpiece like this, I would've suspected foul play.
As long as I have your attention, I'd like to bring something to your attention.
Uh, a little advice, Dil, having an imaginary friend after a certain age is something one should keep to one's self.
I'm down with that, Safety Boy. I put the "imaginary friend" thing to bed when I was eight. Izzy's my imaginary alien friend.
What? Lil's breath smells like feet? Izzy, that's harsh!
You're running for what?!
Safety commissioner.
And why are you doing this?
(trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)
Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!
(to everyone else) (about Izzy) IT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!
Everyone Else: BOO (2 times), (throws everything at Chuckie)!
Chuckie, I have observed your tragic social skills, but because we've been friends since childhood, I want to make a difference in your life. I'm here to help.
Oh, this can't be good.
Chuckie, you're, well... a gork. Those sad few beyond geek.
Not helping yet.
Wait 'til yo hear your parts, guys.
I love the theater: the lights, costumes, make-up, applause.
Good. Now, how do you feel about a skit in a history assembly?
Hmm... yeah. Well, it is extra credit.
I don't know. History is so passé.
Not my version. These guys were cool, real rebels, the original American bad boys. It's going to rock; and I picked you guys over everyone.
No one else wanted to do it, right?
That, too.
(about her part in the play) Who am I?!
Are you ready? Kimi, Lil, you're... "the people"!
"The people"?!
Yeah! They're, uh... important.
You know what, "by the people, for the people".
(rapping/singing)
(after rehearsing the play) Cut! Thomas, were "the people," by any chance, a chorus of idiots?!
We want better parts!
Sorry.
Hm!
Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.
Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?
Well, we are "the people."
Chuckie, we're popular.
No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.
Hey! (trips and makes Chuckie fall down.)
[Tommy gasps]
(to Tommy) What?! (to everyone else) Did you see somebody naked?
(reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Seaweed wrap, spa, pedicure, paraffin dip...
(reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Kayaking, mountain biking, hot yoga...
I need one more victim for the tracker five hike. Anyone interested?
As long as I'm signing...
Make sure to you wear sturdy hiking boots, travel light — we'll hook up at 5 AM.
[Daniel leaves.]
It spent thirteen years in the making, but I finally met the guy who's worthy of my first kiss.
You might want to give him the heads up.
It's okay. Hey you're the guy who was spying on me through the telescope.
Spying is such a harsh word, I'd prefer to think of it as casual surveillance.
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