All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · Season 1
[seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.
[in unison] If they only knew. [giggling]
Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue.
[in unison, about the body swap] If they only knew. [laughing]
I got bologna in my shoes.
Yeah, feel funny, don't it?
[crying happily, only without any tears showing] Charles Barkin, that's the most unselfish thing I've ever heard you say.
I'm always very proud of myself without getting any lightning struck.
And I am very proud of your heavenly Charlie.
[Sasha sings the episode's titular song against Charlie, rejecting him as a boyfriend]
[singing] If you had what it takes,
You would be quite the gentle-hound,
A more sentimental hound,
Less of a flake.
You'd be my hero
Instead of a zero
If you had what it takes.
[spoken] Come on, Sasha. What do you want, anyway?
[singing] I want the perfect dog
Who'd never make me wait.
[singing] The perfect dog
[singing] It's more fun to irritate.
[singing] The perfect dog
Who'd shower me flowers.
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] You'd be sniffling for hours.
[singing] So very 'phisticated.
[singing] That's overrated.
[singing] Someone who'd risk his hide.
[singing] Who'd take you for a ride.
[singing] Who'd make me feel so proud.
[singing] Stop walking on a cloud.
[singing] To have them by my side.
[spoken] Gee, it's gettin' awful hot in here, ain't it?
[singing] The perfect dog, I long to see.
The perfect dog, the dog for me.
The perfect dog. You'll never be
The perfect dog!
[singing] Uh, I hate to deflate you.
Or invalidate you.
This pie-in-the-sky guy
Will just nauseate you.
Life would be boring.
You'd spend all day snoring?
[spoken] Is that what you want?
[spoken] You know, Sasha, if you ask me, I think Charlie's got a point. Don't you think so? I think so.
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] He's only in your dreams.
[singing] The perfect dog.
[spoken] I've had it with your schemes!
[singing] I want the perfect dog!
[singing] There is no such creature!
[singing] The only perfect dog is in an animated feature!
[singing] Tender and kind.
[singing] They say love is blind.
[singing] You're out of your league!
[singing] You're out of your mind!
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] I only want...
[singing] You'll never find...
[singing] The perfect dog.
[spoken] Come on and kiss.
[spoken] Stay out of this! [singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] You'll never be...
[singing] Who'll wanna be...
[singing] The perfect dog!
Come on, pal. Ime-tay oo-tay am-scray.
O-nay. Listen, Charlie. I don't speak, uh, Pig Latin. I mean, I, I...I never studied abroad. [Sasha angrily throws some kitchenware at them] Right! I understand that!
[Charlie and Itchy run out of the cafe]
[angrily chasing after them] If I get my paws on you, Charlie Barkin, you'll wish you'd never been born!
Boy, Itch, is she crazy about me or what?
[arriving to the frantic Sasha behind the garbage cans] Do you know how sorry you look?
[looking like she hasn't slept in days] You don't understand. He's perfect.
Yeah, a perfect fake.
No matter...what I do, he's... [shocked] a fake?
I overheard him at the diner. This is all one big scam to make you crack. Looks like it worked.
[crushing the trash can lid with her paws in anger] A scam, huh?!
[off-screen] Do you want to borrow my baseball bat?
[to herself] So, he wants me to walk on my hands and foot? Wants to kill me with kindness, does he?! Well, we'll see who dies first. [chuckles evilly with a roar]
[upon discovering that Charlie had been playing possum so she would admit she was wrong about him] Charlie? [relieved] You're alive! [now angrily] I'll murder you!
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